Q: How the heck do you pronounce your last name?
A: “Locher” is pronounced “Low-Curr”… It rhymes with “Cabbage.”
Q: Can I get Musings on Minutiae at my local bookstore?
A: Probably not, but if you’re really passive-aggressive when asking about the book, they may choose to stock it so you’ll leave them alone.
Q: Per the quote on the back cover of Musings on Minutiae, is your father actually suing you?
A: I’m not sure. I can’t get his lawyer to return my phone calls.
Q: Where do you get the ideas for your columns?
A: Sadly, just about everything is a true story.
Want to trade lives? Didn’t think so.
Q: Any plans to publish another humor book in the future?
A: Yes, because I’ve only tipped the iceberg.
Q: Any idea when it will be released?
A: No, but a big advance check would help expedite that process.
Q: Any plans to write an actual novel?
A: I have a really poor attention span and doubt that I could focus long enough to write an actual novel with a coherent plot to it. In fact, when I was younger, people used to tell me that I had trouble finishing my sentences but now I
