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2010
Return to Sender
And the Gold Medal for Falling Goes to…
The Side Effects of Jogging
Reinventing (Everything Except) The Wheel
2009
The 10 Rules of the Restroom
I’m Not Going Outside Anymore
The Feline Diaries
For Argument’s Sake
One Day the Robots Will Come for Us All
Park Ninjas
That’s Probably a Health Code Violation
My Corrugated Plastic Hell
Awkward House Shopping
And Now A Word From Our Sponsors
Student, Meet Karma. Karma, Student.
An Alarming Situation
J-E-A-L-O-U-S-Y… Jealousy.
Saving the Day With Vague Answers
My Complex at the Apartment Complex
Lawn Mowing, and Other Ridiculous Attempts to Build Character
Condiment Commitment
101 Ways to Hurt Yourself: A Children’s Guide to Recess
50 Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch Jay Leno
Fear and Loathing in the Roller Skating Rink
Where There’s Smoke There’s… Mulch Fires?
Birthday Spankings, and Other Violent Family Traditions
Escalator Etiquette
Bad Things That I Am Really Good At
Spray Bottles: Punishing Cats Since 1947
How Many Gumballs in the Jar? I Don’t Care.
Little League Baseball, and Other Things That Almost Killed Me
The Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift
Three Handshakes That You Should Never Give or Receive
Water Guns, and Other Things that Normally Don’t Hurt People
If Children Were More Like Ewoks, I Might Actually Want Some
Crosswalk Chaos
Job Postings for People with Overactive Bladders
Coffee: The Gateway Drug
Heat Stroke: 763, My Father: 0
Wheel of the Fortunate
Angry Felines, and Other Animals You Don’t Want Hanging Off Your Face
America’s New Favorite Pastime: Drunken Clogging
Cats Vote: Decide That Closed Doors Offend Them
4 Out of 5 Dentists Agree: They Enjoy Hurting You
Imprisoned in Pajamas
Going Green – To the Extreme
The Ultimate in Home Security: The Door Captcha
Theme Collections:
Cat Humor – Columns dedicated to the walking furballs that have made my life a little more interesting.
Childhood Memories – Believe it or not, these are true stories that happened throughout my youth that I’ve remembered, even though I tried so hard to forget.
Office Humor – If you work in the corporate world, you may appreciate these observations.
Apartment Living – Columns about life in an urban apartment complex.
All columns are © Weston Locher / Musings on Minutiae 2009-2010
